YouTube We all know that Barry Bonds hit more home runs than any other player in Major League Baseball history. Even if we ignore the Performance Enhancing Drugs allegations, that doesn't necessarily mean he was the greatest slugger of all-time. But how do we compare power hitters? Home runs is one measure. But that hurts players like Hank Greenberg, who only played 13 seasons. We could also use Slugging Percentage (SLG).

The strongly drawn characters in "The Principles of Lust" promise much at the beginning of this too-willfully stylish feature bow. Director Penny Woolcock adapts Tim Cooke's novel as a hip, highly charged and shocking look at modern mores, like "Trainspotting" grown older (but no wiser.) The strongly drawn thirtysomething characters in “The Principles of Lust” — an unpublished writer, a single mom who teaches kids, a diabolical photographer — promise much at the beginning of this too-willfully stylish feature bow.

A quick scan of the headlines reveals, for those who'd let it slip their minds, that the world is essentially an exploding toilet of governmental crisis and global conflict. A quick scan of tomorrow's headlines will likely reveal, for those who dare anticipate them, an entirely new set of threats and catastrophes. The old ones won't have resolved themselves, mind you; they'll merely have been joined by a fresh set of nauseating calamities, each landing in our lives with the shudder-inducing plop of a full diaper dropped off a tall building.

You don't want to pick a fight with 50 Cent. Not only does the man have an insane amount of power (pun fully intended), he also has no problem calling you out to his millions of followers if you don't come correct. Fif has been known to collect debts in the last twelve months, turning his social profile to a place where his enemies make up the majority of his content.

By Catherine Townsend Published: 16:36 EST, 19 April 2013 | Updated: 18:16 EST, 19 April 2013 e-mail 59 View comments Male plastic surgery is on the rise, and men are asking for more masculine facial definition. Details reports that the square jaws seen on Jon Hamm, Michal Fassbender and Daniel Craig are 'in', while the dainty chin and more 'boyish' look of Leonardo DiCaprio, Zac Efron and Tobey Maguire have become yesterday's news.