Pass notesCourtney LoveLove responded to the call to search on Tomnod.com for the missing Malaysia Airlines plane, and, when she reckoned she had located it, posted a picture on her Facebook page. Then again, as she admits … she's 'no expert'Name: Courtney Love.
Age: 49.
Appearance: Trainee Joan Rivers.
Occupation: Rock'n'roll survivor.
Is that a job then? Definitely. For Love, it's pretty much full-time. She became well known in the 1990s with her band Hole, after working as a stripper, living on the street and doing time in prison for shoplifting.
Didn't she also marry tragic grunge non-survivor Kurt Cobain? Yes. People always bring that up. And she got addicted to heroin, and had a baby, and acted in movies such as The People Versus Larry Flynt, and did rehab several times and had several relapses, and attempted suicide, and had a fling with Steve Coogan … But still she keeps going, through an endless series of scrapes and mishaps.
Good for her. Absolutely. And now she might finally be on the brink of getting famous.
Some might say she is famous already. They might. But now she could get really famous.
How come? She might have found the missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.
Well that's unexpected. How did she manage that? Did she fly out there and charter a boat? No.
Good. The thought of Courtney Love in a boat rather worries me. Actually, she did it all online. "I saw an article asked people to help search on Tomnod.com so I decided to give it a shot," she told New York Magazine. "I figured a plane would still be leaking some fuel so I searched for signs of an oil slick. I found one and there appeared to be an object nearby." She then posted the picture, annotated with red arrows and labels, on her Facebook page.
So the mystery is solved! Ah … no. Love admits that she isn't sure. "I'm no expert," she says.
Agreed. Meanwhile, Tomnod's analysts, who are experts, have also studied the image and come to the conclusion that, "Although it is still an interesting clue, it is looking much more like the other boats operating in the region."
"Much more like" doesn't mean "definitely like it is one of." True. But I'd say this looks much more like another mishap.
Do say: "Can we put her to work on the Loch Ness monster?"
Don't say: "I'll get a boat."
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